It has been a while since our last post, but everything is going well in the Robert household. We have both had a lot going on with work and visiting family on the weekends; and we have not had time to sit down and write. We have hit a new benchmark in our marriage in being married a total of 5 Months!!! So in recognition of this benchmark, and applying what I have learned in corporate world, I thought that it would be appropriate to do a review and see if there are any new markets in which we can tap into. Upon this review there was one market that caught my attention and that was the discovery of a new time zone. As most of you know there are 4 time zones here in America (6 if you really want to count Alaska and Hawaii). However, after drudging over the data that I compiled from this review, I discovered that there was an entirely new time zone that has gone undiscovered by scientists all over the world. You may be wondering how this is possible, but I assure you this data is infallible. This time zone is not confined by a physical geographic location or affected by day light savings; nay this time zone can barely be described by the leaders in the field let alone the common man. Ladies and gentlemen I give you the 5th time zone (or the 7th which is not nearly as catchy), also known as your wife’s time zone. As many husbands know, your wife can run to her own beat and there is no bribing or punishment that can change this. There is often a common myth associated with this time zone that if your wife sets her clocks 5, 10, even 15 minutes ahead of man time, AKA the present scientific time zone time, that you will arrive to your destination on time. I am sorry good sir but as Mythbusters would say, “This Myth is totally busted.” Here in lies the new market opportunity, drum roll……….the 5th time zone warp. That’s right a machine that will change any time your wife looks at and will factor in the necessary time needed to arrive on time. Now gentlemen you will no longer have to lie to your wives, which you will inevitably get yelled at for, about what time an event is just to get there one time. This machine accounts for it all: Makeup, nails, hair, and the worst THE SHOWER. This machine is guaranteed to get both you and your wife to your destination on time without speeding, stress, or even leaving her behind. My prediction is that this machine will have higher profits this quarter than the entire Detroit auto market.
If only such a machine existed. What I have learned from this data is that only unconditional love for your spouse can get you past each other’s faults. It is only through the love Christ has shown us ---that we can learn to love our wives the way that Christ has called us to.